Emma: "Why London."
Me: "I have no idea. I've never been to London, myself. But it was very important to him. It's too bad. I wanted to root for West Bromwich Albion."
Me: "It's fun to say."
Me and Emma: "West Bromwich Albion! West Bromwich Albion! West Bromwich Albion!"
Random English co-worker: (soft, disembodied voice coming over the cube wall) "You're pronouncing it wrong."
Me: "You say something?"
RECW: "You're pronouncing it wrong. It's not BROM-wich."
Emma: "Oh? How should we pronounce it?"
RECW: "Like BROM-ich."
Me: "That's not near as fun to say. Now I don't feel bad at all."